why is my 16 year old friend fucking a 23 year old and why is his older brother hitting on me why am I being forced to give him a fake number just to get him off my ass why was I in that situation
I’m gonna get really high and eat food and watch skins till I fall asleep peace out
sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you
A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.
white feminism be like
*puts glitter in vagina*
*takes pics of pink dildos*
*photoshops fruits onto genital area*
*takes pictures of menstrual blood trickling down thighs or of a pad*
*”shocking” nudes of a cis, thin, white woman*
*not shaving as a tactical FCK YOU to men*
yall are stupid, substance-less and completely derail the movement of feminism wit your pretentious and wack art shit
Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops.
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around
I just want someone to smoke a bowl and watch dazed and confused with me is that so much to ask